Donkey must wear Pants [Song]

Uploaded by TheGuggit
DONKEY MUST WEAR PANTS
By Nap Hepburn

Ey! It was a bacchanalian spree
But for animals only
O lawd, a bacchanalian spree
But for animals only
They had champagne, gin and whiskey
It was the birth night of the Monkey
All animals got invitation
But at the door, they refuse Donkey admission. O lawd!

Chorus:
No Donkey, you cyah come in we spree
Donkey ask them, "Why?"
They say, "You ent dress properly."
No, Donkey, you'd better go to France
If you want to come in we dance,
Go home and pull on your pants.

I stood up outside wondering
Why they wouldn't let Donkey in
He was dress quite socially
Hair and suit all pressed for the party
Donkey curse that night
When they wouldn't let him in, he wanted to fight
Is when he stoop down is then I see
They had a right to refuse the Donkey. O lawd!

Chorus:
No Donkey, you cyah come in we spree
Donkey ask them, "Why?"
They say, "You ent dress properly."
No, Donkey, you'd better go to France
If you want to come in we dance,
Go home and put on your pants!

This time Donkey turning beast
When he saw all his friends in the feast
Ram Goat was in the gathering
Monkey and Elephant started dancing
But what got Donkey blue
When he saw his cousin Mule in there too
They are from the same family
Still that night they refuse the Donkey. O lawd!

Chorus:
No Donkey, you cyah come in we spree
Donkey ask them, "Why?"
They say, "You ent dress properly."
No, Donkey, you'd better go to France
If you want to come in we dance,
Go home an pull on a pants! Ey!

This time fete now in full swing
Still they won't let Donkey in
Donkey stand up in the dew
Shame for so, he don't know what to do
So he came to a conclusion
Right away to break up the function
That night Donkey beat people
From below he waist he drag out he bull pistle. O lawd!

Chorus:
No Donkey, you cyah come in we spree
Donkey ask them, "Why?"
They say, "You ent dress properly."
No, Donkey, you'd better go to France
If you want to come in we dance,
Go home an put on your pants!

Source: The lyrics posted on this blog are often transcribed directly from performances. Although it is my intention to faithfully transcribe, I do not get all the words and I have a knack for hearing the wrong thing. Please feel free to correct me or to fill in the words that I miss by dropping me a message via e-mail. I'd be forever grateful. Thanks in advance!
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A Note From The Gull

Thank you, Nap Hapburn.

"Patria est communis omnium parens" - Our native land is the common parent of us all. Keep it beautiful, make it even more so.

Blessed is all of creation
Blessed be my beautiful people
Blessed be the day of our awakening
Blessed is my country
Blessed are her patient hills.

Mweh ka allay!
Guanaguanare

Monkey and Donkey [Song]

Uploaded by roger ramirez
MONKEY AND DONKEY
By Lord Christo

Some domestic animals got together recently
And they decided was to hold a party
They sent invitations to Horse and Monkey
But they didn't invite poor Donkey
So Donkey sit down and he start to cry
Asking the Monkey the reason why
But the jokify Monkey with a grin on he face
Only gazing below the Donkey waist.

He tell him:
"Don't cry, Donkey, Donkey, don't cry.
I woulda tell you, boy, but I 'fraid a kick in mih eye
Is not the size of yuh ears as male
Is not your belly, is not your tail, is not your shoe...
Too besides, I ent telling you."

Well, the Donkey really wanted to attend this party
So he keep on proguing the Monkey
But Monkey with his tricky intelligence
Have the Donkey hanging in suspense
So Donkey fretting 'cause he want to know
The reason why he couldn't go
He tell him, "Look, Horse is a fella built just like me
So tell me how come they invite he?"

He tell him:
"Don't fret, Donkey, don't fret
I don't want to tell you and then I have to regret
You and Horse resemble, is true 
But he don't hold the same thing like you.
Is just by a khn and he and all woulda be in the same boat too."

Now the Monkey now have this poor Donkey in trouble
By talking in parable
So he checked on his behaviour and different parts of his body
But he forget something completely
So Monkey watch him and he laugh again
Telling him, "Donkey, man, use your brain!"
Same time a lady Donkey pass
Man, he two ears stand up just like para grass.

He tell him:
"Don't gaze, Donkey, Donkey, don't gaze.
Don't get excited and exercise your bad ways
You can't make the party is true, is because of one thing that you does do
I wouldn't call the name but when you do it,
You does make everybody shame."

Well, I had my suspicions why they didn't invite Donkey
To ruin their social party
But Donkey came to his own decision  to invade without invitation
Monkey tell him,"No, don't do that, I goin' tell you true,
But don't tell them I tell you."
The reason that he gave him was a shock to me
I suspected something different entirely.

He tell him:
"Don't go, Donkey, Donkey, don't go
If you go they go make you shame in front ah the door
I know you goin' take it hard but Donkey, partner, don't feel too bad
You know what they say, 
"They don't like the way how Donkey does bray."

Source: The lyrics posted on this blog are often transcribed directly from performances. Although it is my intention to faithfully transcribe I do not get all the words and I have a knack for hearing the wrong thing. Please feel free to correct me or to fill in the words that I miss by dropping me a message via e-mail. I'd be forever grateful. Thanks in advance! ..............................................................................................................................


A Note From The Gull

Thank you, Lord Christo.

"Patria est communis omnium parens" - Our native land is the common parent of us all. Keep it beautiful, make it even more so.

Blessed is all of creation
Blessed be my beautiful people
Blessed be the day of our awakening
Blessed is my country
Blessed are her patient hills.

Mweh ka allay!
Guanaguanare