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Mighty Dougla (1961)
Well, I challenging anybody who think that they more lazy than me
Open competition to prove I’m the world’s most laziest man
You could come from Germany, you could come from France
If you think you more lazy than me, you could take the chance.
But, I lazy to wine or dine, ah lazy to speak mih mind
Sun shining as hot as fire, I lazy to perspire
I hungry, look I want to dead, I lazy to bite mih bread
I drowsy and I sleepy like an old ram sheep
But I lazy to go to sleep.
Since I was small it is the same thing,
Mih old grandmother complaining
How I so lazy, she, couldn’t make no hand of me
If she beat me to make me work, she only making joke
She could beat me ' til she beat off all mih clothes
I too lazy to breaks from blows.
Now, I lazy to brush my teeth, I lazy to wash my feet
Skin dirty, look I want to bathe, I lazy to make the grade
Some people might think I smelling, I know what you think
But you should realise that a fellow like me
Too lazy to even smell stink.
Well my school days was real laughters
With me and my school teachers
Through my lazy brain, I drive about twelve teachers insane
Anytime I'm in their class, I drive them clean out dey mind
So rather than having to deal with me, they rather resign.
Yes, I lazy to reach in time, I lazy to stand in line
Anything with dictation, I lazy to understand
Any time is geography, spelling or geometry
She could lay down, she could bawl,
She could sneeze, she could crawl
She ent talking to me at all.
As a man, mih mother advise me it is time that I should marry
But I so lazy, is mih brother, John, get a girl for me
When the day of the wedding came, mih family shame
To go to the church I was too lazy
They bring the parson quite home by me.
Now, I lazy to look for work,
With mih wife, I lazy to make a joke
But the woman so love me, she decide she would maintain me
One day she said to me, “Stop home and be lazy.”
But like she blind, she can’t see or she too dumb to agree
I too lazy to be lazy.
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A Note From The Gull
Thank you, Mighty Dougla!
"Patria est communis omnium parens" - Our native land is the common parent of us all. Keep it beautiful, make it even more so.
Blessed is all of creation
Blessed be my beautiful people
Blessed be the day of our awakening
Blessed is my country
Blessed are her patient hills.
Mweh ka allay!