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CHRISTMAS ON SESAME STREET
By Lord Relator
Is things like this that gets me mad, who stole the rubbish from my yard?
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Who came and paint in red and green? They only spoil my rubbish bin.
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All little girls, all little boys, they hang up stockings to get toys.
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Look, put those stockings back on your feet
There is no Christmas on Sesame Street
There is no jolly, good, old Santa
You can take this tip from Oscar
There's no Christmas on Sesame Street.
If I had caught that naughty kid who swept the cobwebs from my lid
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He get such spanking on his rear, he doesn't sit down for a year
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Those awful Christmas songs they sing, it only makes my ear bell ring.
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Look, put those stockings back on your feet
There is no Christmas on Sesame Street
If you believe I make big mistake,
You may well believe in Mandrake
There's no Christmas on Sesame Street.
Someone they sneak up from behind and took away some things of mine
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My empty cans and broken springs, they gone with all my precious things
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If they don't bring back all my stuff, I'm going to give someone a cuff.
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Look, put those stockings back on your feet
There is no Christmas on Sesame Street
If you think I give up for Christmas
All my junk and apparatus
There's no Christmas on Sesame Street.
Those little brats, they put by me a decorated Christmas tree
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The way they talk 'bout Santa Claus, it makes me wonder now because
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I think I'll do like every kid and hang old stockings on my lid
[Christmas is here once again!]
So hang your stockings and your holly wreath
Soon it be Christmas on Sesame Street
[And if you are a grouch like Oscar
You wouldn't get a thing from Santa
When it's Christmas on Sesame Street.]
A Note From The Gull
Thank you, Lord Relator.
"Patria est communis omnium parens" - Our native land is the common parent of us all. Keep it beautiful, make it even more so.
Blessed is all of creation
Blessed be my beautiful people
Blessed be the day of our awakening
Blessed is my country
Blessed are her patient hills.
Mweh ka allay!
Guanaguanare