Santa Claus Ent Have No Wife [Song]

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SANTA CLAUS ENT HAVE NO WIFE
By Mighty Terror

Christmas come but once a year, Santa Claus appear
Like he want to play some mas' with we in a band this year
I saw him up Laventille by Desperadoes
Dress up in the same Christmas, red, white and black clothes
Like his intention is to learn to beat a pan
Pan ---- I heard him mention, he wants to be a musician
He said he fed up every year sharing toys to little girls and boys
And he never ever had a wife nor a single child in his life, You hear me!

Chorus:
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
Santa Claus, I want you to understand
The sweetest thing in life is a nice woman, my friend
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
The sweetest thing in life you know he never do
It is hard to believe but do doubt it's true, ah say
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
Well, I go find Santa Claus a nice lady
But he must show his romancing ability because
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life.]

Santa Claus is very rich, rich financially
But I hear he never like to give no woman money
That's the reason why women doh want Santa Claus
So he could keep his solid cash and ladies keep what is yours
I can't understand what is Santa Claus mission
In my opinion, Santa is a science man
You don't see Santa Claus when he coming
He don't rap, he don't make no noise, no, no!
You go to bed and wake next morning,
Every child in your house have toys. Yuh hear me.

Chorus:
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
Santa Claus, I want you to understand
The sweetest thing in life is a nice woman, my friend
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
The sweetest thing in life you know he never do
It is hard to believe but do doubt its true, my boy
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
Well, I go find Santa Claus a nice lady
But he must show his romancing ability, I say
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life.]

Santa Claus the children's man, known from creation
Very generous to kids every Christmas occasion
But I am getting skeptical about Santa Claus
I am watching my girl child, you better watch yours
You could lock your door, Santa getting in for sure
He does pass easy through creases and the chimney
So when you think that your girl child very safe, no, is danger ahead
You house ent leaking, rain ent fall
So is Santa wet down yuh bed. You hear me!

Chorus:
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
Santa Claus, I want you to understand
The sweetest thing in life is a nice woman, my friend
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
The sweetest thing in life you know he never do
It is hard to believe but do doubt it's true, my boy
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life]
Well, I go find Santa Claus a nice lady
But he must show his romancing ability because
[Santa Claus ent have no wife, he living a lonely life.]

Not a soul to take the place of dear Santa Claus
Not a wife or child to bear his name or defend his cause
How could Santa live alone without hugging up a wife, oh boy
He is wasting precious time and all the sweetness in life
Please Santa, find a wife before it's too late in life
Dress in modern style to have the chicks going wild
You know he bought a car and start making flash
And to a young chick he got attached, oh yes
And in a year time a nice baby was calling Santa, Daddy. You hear me

Chorus:
Now Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam
Santa Claus is no longer a sleigh man
He have a child, a car and a nice woman, my friend
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
Santa Claus say he want a next child again
Romancing is sweeter than sugar cane, Papa
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
You know a nice woman could change any man
Now if you hear how Santa Claus beating pan, Papa
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]

[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
Oh ho ho ho ho...
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
Oh ho ho ho ho...
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
[Santa Claus dancing parang, feeling up woman bambam]
Oh ho ho ho ho...
[Santa Claus dancing parang...]

Source: The lyrics posted on this blog are often transcribed directly from performances. Although it is my intention to faithfully transcribe I do not get all the words and I have a knack for hearing the wrong thing. Please feel free to correct me or to fill in the words that I miss by dropping me a message via e-mail. I'd be forever grateful. Thanks in advance!

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A Note From The Gull

Thank you, Mighty Terror! This song makes me laugh...but nervously. I cannot put my finger on the reason, maybe it's the key in which it was composed, but there is something a bit eerie about it.

"Patria est communis omnium parens" - Our native land is the common parent of us all. Keep it beautiful, make it even more so.

Blessed is all of creation
Blessed be my beautiful people
Blessed be the day of our awakening
Blessed is my country
Blessed are her patient hills.

Mweh ka allay!
Guanaguanare