Missing Frozen Chicken [Song]

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MISSING FROZEN CHICKEN
By Lord Melody

"A chicken missing!" the worker bawl
"Where this chicken disappear at all?"
"A chicken missing!" the worker bawl
"Where this chicken disappear at all?"
They saw round the doors of the grocery
Who came running, was a young lady
When they snatch she hand, she tug it away
This time she hide the chicken down dey.

Chorus:
Ten pounds of ice chicken, the clerk declared he was missing
When they shake her up, the fowl drop down
The chicken reduce to seven pound!

I went to buy my half pound of beef
Just in time to see they catch the thief
It was like Carnival in the place
Thousands of people to see her face
Rimless on her eyes and Brazilian shoe
When they say she thief, I say that ent true
The cream of the Negro race on she face
And a cold box of chicken tie round her waist.

Chorus:
Ten pounds of ice chicken, the clerk declared he was missing
When they shook her up, the fowl drop down
The chicken reduce to seven pound!

When Constable Goldfish addressed the Crown
I say in my mind, "Well, she going down."
The Crown Prosecutor mash up the fete
He asked the girl if she ever buy a chicken yet
She said, "But, but of course! Eh eh? You mad or what?
You crazy or what? I am a well, well off woman!
So whey you think it is?"

Chorus:
Ten pounds of ice chicken, the clerk declared he was missing
When they shake her up, the fowl drop down
The chicken reduce to seven pound!

Source: The lyrics posted on this blog are often transcribed directly from performances. Although it is my intention to faithfully transcribe, I do not get all the words and I have a knack for hearing the wrong thing. Please feel free to correct me or to fill in the words that I miss by dropping me a message via e-mail. I'd be forever grateful. Thanks in advance!
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A Note From The Gull

Thank you, Lord Melody.

"Patria est communis omnium parens" - Our native land is the common parent of us all. Keep it beautiful, make it even more so.

Blessed is all of creation
Blessed be my beautiful people
Blessed be the day of our awakening
Blessed is my country
Blessed are her patient hills.

Mweh ka allay!
Guanaguanare